Hello world! Here’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for!

You haven’t been waiting for it?

Well I have, so don’t burst my bubble.

I’ve had my portrait painted! Just like queens, spaniels and other famous personalities from history.

I tell you, posing for it was agony. I don’t like standing still, but the artist said if I moved I’d smudge the image. So I was very patient.

Well, mostly patient. Except for that one time when I snuck out while he wasn’t looking and nipped off to a beer garden in Germany. The blighter followed me and sketched me there! I refuse to post the picture, although Jessica says she’s more than happy to release it if there’s enough interest.

It’s always the people closest who turn on you.

As you may also have noticed, our website has been redesigned with yours truly centre stage. This is all part of the exciting changes we’re making this year. There’s plenty more interesting stuff in the pipeline.

So, what do you think? Does it make me look fat? Tell me the truth.